- Name: ally
- Eye Colour: brown
- Hair Style/Colour: dark brown, shaggy pixie cut ??
- Height: 5’8
- Clothing style: neutral colours and and kind of plain/androgynous?
- Best physical feature: eyes, legs
i want to create a tv show about a group of friends where they’re all queer except the one token cishet friend who’s only there to say stereotypical “straight” things for laughs like “macklemore got me into rap” and “my mom and i got into a fight because she wouldn’t buy me a fourth obey snapback”
lady relationships warm my heart so much, bless all the lady relationships everywhere!!!
i am kind of sad ok
this cat’s name is Princess Monster Truck
I ❤ making my friends uncomfortable when I talk about my currently v gay love life
- me: i need to get good grades on this tests
- me: *doesn't study*
sext: Really care abt u and ur feelings
im so pro-selfie like there are so many bigger problems in the world than girls who think theyre pretty
one of those problems is girls who dont think theyre pretty
What state do you live in?
LAYER ONE: THE OUTSIDE
- Name: ally
LAYER TWO: THE INSIDE
- Your fears: over population, dentists, people hating me
- Your guilty pleasure: pop music, white chocolate, netflix marathons
- Ambitions for the future: help others, be happy w myself
LAYER THREE: THOUGHTS
- Your first thoughts waking up: where’s snooze/let me sleep/or die
- What you think about most: the person i really like
- What you think about before bed: the person i really like
- You think your best quality is: compassionate and selfless
LAYER FOUR: WHAT’S BETTER?
- Single or group dates: single
- To be loved or respected: loved?
- Beauty or brains: um both, they can co exist lmao
- Dogs or cats: DOGS
LAYER FIVE: DO YOU.
- Lie: yes on occasion oh no
- Believe in yourself: occasionally
- Believe in love: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRYNYb30nxU&feature=kp
- Want someone: lots
LAYER SIX: EVER?
- Been on stage: ya
- Done drugs: never
- Changed who you were to fit in: of c
LAYER SEVEN: FAVORITES
- Favorite color: black
- Favorite animal: dogs
- Favorite movie: But I’m a Cheerleader, V for Vendetta, Across the Universe, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, The Truman Show, The Strangers
- Favorite game: suduko
LAYER EIGHT: AGE
- Day your next birthday will be: september 6
- How old will you be: 17
- Does age matter: nah but maturity does
*makes heterophobic text post*
It’s a metaphor, see? You make a mean text post, but you don’t back it with thousands of years of violently-upheld institutional power, so it doesn’t have the power to actually hurt anyone.
miley cyrus, katy perry, and avril lavigne compete in a 3-way brawl to see who can create the most offensive piece of cultural appropriation